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23

May

*squints* 

people are being dumb on the internet again

22

May

morgandeeyue:

Fellow Kadamites, let’s play a little game.

Picture Kurt and Adam in the future, deeply in love with each other. The time is right. Time to propose.

Tell me:

1. Who do you see proposing?
2. Year when it happens.
3. Is there a ring? Two? How do they look like?
4. The proposal is spoken or sung?
5. Public or private?

1. Depends but mostly Adam. Kurt makes it known that marriage is something he wants but he’s never sure if Adam wants it because he’s always so damn agreeable about everything.

2. They’re both graduated and situated into steady-ish jobs. 4-5 years post s4 at the least.

3. Yes. It’s a plain platinum band because it goes with everything in Kurt’s wardrobe- they’ll pick out more detailed wedding bands. Adam buys an identical ring for himself but Kurt insists he gets to put it on him. 

4. Spoken. Despite their love of music- which will be at the wedding in abundance- sometimes Adam just needs to talk and Kurt just needs to hear him.

5. Private. Kurt secretly thinks public engagements can be too corny if they’re not done right- he wants to be classic, not a passing trend. He also wants to be the one to retell the story to everyone he knows.

ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew

ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew

Anonymous asked: Mike Chang and Santana's moms were pretty cool

OMG they were! 

We have more! It’s just all the teachers that are kind of out of this world. 

Anonymous asked: Oh yeah, I forgot about Puck and Jake's moms! No, they need a My-Kid-Survived-Their-High-School-Glee-Club Club. They can all complain about nutty teachers and long nights of hearing their child's non-stop singing till 3am. And they can complain about Blaine, who stole their children's already limited spotlight. Dammit now the song is in my head. Under the sea~! By the way, your song is beautiful. -Samnon

 And they can complain about Blaine, who stole their children’s already limited spotlight.

omg

OKAY SO IF EVERYONE DOESN’T ALREADY KNOW- THIS IS THE BEST ANON EVER.

CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE TINA’S PARENTS? DOES SHE HAVE A TIGER MOM? I WANT TO KNOOOOOW.

Oooh, also Marley’s mom is another one we forgot. We’ve got like a hockey team here. 

I’m an under-appreciated song-writer in my house. It’s a cruel fate. 

21

May

i am obviously a talented original song writer

My Coffee could be the sequel to My Cup

my dad bought me a Tim Horton’s Iced Coffee

I greeted it by singing and dancing my way to the kitchen table

‘Oh daaaaad-ddyy

you bought me coffee

it’s like an episode of Glee

where it’s all about me

i’m rachel berry’

then my sister told me to shut up

Anonymous asked: I was gonna say "But what about-!" but no, there are no other sane adults but Burt and Carole lol. I guess it would make too much sense for the writers of Glee to write normal characters, they need to all be creepy or do questionable things. Wait! Artie's mom is normal. Her, Burt and Carole need to meet and save their kids from Glee. Scary neighbors that require police phone calls, sounds familiar. You have interesting neighbors. Omg, yes! I am shy sea life, I will hide from everything. -Samnon

OMG Artie’s mom. Puck’s and Jake’s moms? Potentially? They mellow out at least.

They need a Glee Club Parental Units Club. Just to talk about life with musically-sensitive children.

Shy sea life- now Under The Sea is suck in my head. 

Here’s the thing- it takes more than being able to cry on cue to be nominated for an Emmy. For one, your character- not just your delivery of your character- has to be award-worthy. 

Your delivery of that character has to be consistent in all the episodes that are sent in. Even if they send in episodes where your favorite is heavily featured, that doesn’t make it their best performance. 

There’s also a bunch of behind-the-scenes politics. For example, Matthew Morrison IS the lead on the show. That was established from the very first time he was put in for consideration- way before Darren Criss was even thought about on the show. Chris Colfer might have won a GG before (and is a previous Emmy nominee), but he also doesn’t try to jump into the leading role category. So it has to be Matt Morrison if Chris Colfer isn’t going to try for it. 

Lea and Jane Lynch I think are also the only female stars that go for leading actress. 

Glee’s going to want to put a variety of actors into the supporting role/guest star categories because it needs all the good press it can get. To be honest, I think that Jacob Artist should be added in the Guest Actor category. They’re going to want to put the actors/actresses they know will get noms and they’re going to want to put the big name guest stars in. 

Hours after anti-violence protest, more gay men attacked in NYC

gaywrites:

Last night, on the same day New Yorkers took to the streets to protest a recent slew of violence against LGBT people, three more gay men were reportedly attacked.

One was Dan Contarino, a former nightclub promoter who was brutally beaten in the East Village and had to undergo surgery as a result. Then a gay couple, ages 41 and 42, were attacked in SoHo around 5am. All the victims said they were berated with anti-gay slurs before and during the attacks. 

Seven gay bashings in New York City in 30 days, including one murder. Try and tell me hate crimes aren’t real. 

Anonymous asked: Oh yeah, I forgot about Figgins. I would not want Figgins as my friend though, there are so many things wrong with that man, I swear. Yahoo, hurry up and fix this problem, I need to live close to my buddy! ACROSS THE HALL, THAT WOULD BE PERFECT! When am I not shy? I used to be brave, I threatened to punch sixth graders for bullying my brother when I was in grade three, now I'm just a sea turtle, chilling awkwardly and hiding when anything comes near me. - Samnon

Figgins is a major creep too. >_> The only sane adults are Carole and Burt.

ACROSS THE HALL WOULD BE THE BEST. My current neighbors include a lesbian couple and their daughter, a couple who we’ve had to call the police on for fighting with then teenage son and a woman who speaks very little english, who’s door knob I had to beat off one day when her lock got stuck.

omg like those plants that shoot back into their homes whenever you poke them. Shy sea life. 

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colethewolf:

“I think we’re in a gay club.”

“Dudeee, What are you talking about, you’re just not looking in the right place, bro!”

Okay, the way Dylan says this literally kills me. OMFG. Just listen. His voice!

Glee: Network/studio acting submissions for the 2013 Primetime Emmy Awards

deliriumbubbles:

huffleclaw:

fyeahgleeclub:

Lead Actor — Matthew Morrison
Lead Actress — Lea Michele
Supporting Actor — Chris Colfer, Kevin McHale, Cory Monteith
Supporting Actress — Jane Lynch, Naya Rivera, Jenna Ushkowitz
Guest Actor — Blake Jenner, Mike O’Malley
Guest Actress — Melissa Benoist, Patty Duke, Kate Hudson, Dot-Marie Jones, Nene Leakes, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lauren Potter

Matt is still considered a lead?

I think he’d be hard pressed to find an episode to submit for consideration.

Anonymous asked: Yeah, Will needs adult friends. Emma was a good one, until he realized he liked her, but Ken was doomed to fail, Sandy was creepy, not sure what happened no-thumbs guy and Howard Bamboo just disappears until he's needed again. I think Sue is the only good friend he has, and she's...well, she's Sue. WHY CAN'T TUMBLR FRIENDS LIVE NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER? Also, apparently we're being shipped? I had no idea people were actually reading these messages. I feel like I'm being judged now... -Samnon

Ken eventually became a rival, Sandy was the enemy because he was working with Sue. Figgins is his boss. 

OMG WE NEED TO LIVE LIKE…..ACROSS THE HALL FROM EACH OTHER. GDI, YAHOO- THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO FIX WITH TUMBLR. 

xD We’re being shiiiiiiipped. I can’t really help posting the messages for everyone to see though. SOMEONE’S shy. ;p