regular-lord-joesus:

mollyannice:

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

mollyannice:

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

Can I just say that Glee took a very half-hearted stance with Blaine’s body issues? Those mustard coloured pants are at least 6 months to a year old- Blaine is still a growing teenager. It is completely possible that Blaine merely, oh I don’t know, grew out of them?

He didn’t noticeably put on a lot of weight and I found it really rude that they had him cramming his face with junk foods and staggering around the combat class- like people who aren’t slight and slim can’t possibly be sure-footed and quick.

Someone needs to rewatch Amber Riley’s entire time on Dancing With The Stars because she wiped the floor with her competition and looked amazing while doing it. 

The only way this is feasible, a stretch but feasible. It would be feasible if he stopped working out all together after high school and started to do his unhealthy life style shit then with out working out. But we wouldn’t know that because Glee decided not to show us that by doing the jump forward. That he wasn’t used to doing hardcore exercise work outs anymore. I am skinny, small, dainty but ask me to run longer then several minutes and nope.

However I can say that pants ripping doesn’t always mean fat as well because of things like he outgrew them like you said or they just ripped. I had a pair of pants rip on me at the ass a month ago. I was sitting funny and they were tight and ripped. 

I mean, they all walk to school- where they take at least two physically demanding classes- and Kurt works at the diner. So it’s not like they’re all not doing anything. Also, if you’re working out differently, you lose fat but gain muscle. 

Blaine’s always been written as a good dancer (somehow) so the sudden change of him being shown as flopping around and out of breath seems more like a commentary on his weight gain than anything else. D: 

The writing was just super sloppy….why am I even surprised. It’s Glee. 

Oh jeez, yes. I ripped my pants a few days ago because they were old. Sometimes pants feel tight if you haven’t worn them for a while too. 

The writers started getting sloppy in season 2 but some slop is okay and season 3 on you realize they don’t really give a damn. They use the “but it’s Glee” as an excuse for crappy writing.

Butting in here, but I think at least psychologically an important component of the Blaine body issue debacle would be how he perceives himself. Like…if he rips his pants he might not automatically assume, “Oh, well…I’m growing so this is normal.” He might think back to, “Well, I have been eating a little more junk lately so maybe I put on weight?” And from that idea being in his head alone it’s impacted everything else. He moves staggeringly because he’s now assumed that he’s ultra unhealthy and unfit despite not really seeming to gain that much weight. 

Bodies actually can compensate pretty well from rises in caloric intake, so if it’s only been a short while that Blaine’s been overeating a little or eating junk food it’s ultimately not really going to make that drastic of a change in such a short amount of time. His body’s probably settling around its natural set point anyway and given that yeah, he likely walks to class and walks a lot of places and does activities at NYADA that require movement and exercise his body’s probably compensating pretty well for his snacking habits even if technically they may not be the healthiest. 

I say all of this not to necessarily defend the show or the writers because lord knows they don’t always get everything right, but in this case I don’t think it’s so much about, “Fat people are automatically less coordinated and unfit” on the writers’ behalf as it is Blaine the character being dramatic and taking basic shit and blowing it out of proportion, i.e. “Oh my god, my pants ripped, clearly I am fat!!! I must move around as fat people do because I am one of them now!!! I must stuff my face with junk food way more than I ever was because I am fat now!!! I am one of you, fellow fat people. I have joined you!!!” Lol, nah no you didn’t, Blanderson. No you didn’t. 

Blaine is such a weird creature to me. xD

I could definitely buy the whole thing happening because he’s super dramatic. I mean, I find that I can’t fit into my favourite part of super tight pants, I cut back on the ice cream and walk home instead of taking my second bus from work. Blaine decides Kurt needs to gain weight with him.

It just bothers me that a character having issues with his weight acted like that. 

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shadowc44:

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

shadowc44 replied to your post “Can I just say that Glee took a very half-hearted stance with Blaine’s…”

But I think in this instance, it would make sense, if it’s fairly sudden weight gain of 15 pounds or so. It seems that Blaine isn’t used to working out, and maybe he’s not that used…

Part of the problem is we don’t know what he’s been doing, or not doing, for the last six months. They did show him eating an awful lot, and then suddenly being aware of an extra 15 pounds or so? If he was trying to stay in shape, you’d think he’d notice before it got to that point.

But the most logical explanation is, eh, it’s Glee.

You’d think he’d have taken the busted out ass of his pants as a sign to eat better- not try to fluff up everyone else. 

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shadowc44 replied to your post “Can I just say that Glee took a very half-hearted stance with Blaine’s…”

But I think in this instance, it would make sense, if it’s fairly sudden weight gain of 15 pounds or so. It seems that Blaine isn’t used to working out, and maybe he’s not that used to doing precision work with the extra weight.

But they have shown Blaine working out before- the boxing, the aerobics class, the trophies in his bedroom (I remember something about horses??) and having the ability to dance well.

They might be once offs- where they show up in one episode and are never seen from again- but it’s not as if Blaine hasn’t ever exercised before. He should have been good at the fencing and punching, considering his apparent boxing history. 

But Glee. 

posted 23 minutes ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 3 notes
xshadowc44

mollyannice:

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

Can I just say that Glee took a very half-hearted stance with Blaine’s body issues? Those mustard coloured pants are at least 6 months to a year old- Blaine is still a growing teenager. It is completely possible that Blaine merely, oh I don’t know, grew out of them?

He didn’t noticeably put on a lot of weight and I found it really rude that they had him cramming his face with junk foods and staggering around the combat class- like people who aren’t slight and slim can’t possibly be sure-footed and quick.

Someone needs to rewatch Amber Riley’s entire time on Dancing With The Stars because she wiped the floor with her competition and looked amazing while doing it. 

The only way this is feasible, a stretch but feasible. It would be feasible if he stopped working out all together after high school and started to do his unhealthy life style shit then with out working out. But we wouldn’t know that because Glee decided not to show us that by doing the jump forward. That he wasn’t used to doing hardcore exercise work outs anymore. I am skinny, small, dainty but ask me to run longer then several minutes and nope.

However I can say that pants ripping doesn’t always mean fat as well because of things like he outgrew them like you said or they just ripped. I had a pair of pants rip on me at the ass a month ago. I was sitting funny and they were tight and ripped. 

I mean, they all walk to school- where they take at least two physically demanding classes- and Kurt works at the diner. So it’s not like they’re all not doing anything. Also, if you’re working out differently, you lose fat but gain muscle. 

Blaine’s always been written as a good dancer (somehow) so the sudden change of him being shown as flopping around and out of breath seems more like a commentary on his weight gain than anything else. D: 

The writing was just super sloppy….why am I even surprised. It’s Glee. 

Oh jeez, yes. I ripped my pants a few days ago because they were old. Sometimes pants feel tight if you haven’t worn them for a while too. 

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Can I just say that Glee took a very half-hearted stance with Blaine’s body issues? Those mustard coloured pants are at least 6 months to a year old- Blaine is still a growing teenager. It is completely possible that Blaine merely, oh I don’t know, grew out of them?

He didn’t noticeably put on a lot of weight and I found it really rude that they had him cramming his face with junk foods and staggering around the combat class- like people who aren’t slight and slim can’t possibly be sure-footed and quick.

Someone needs to rewatch Amber Riley’s entire time on Dancing With The Stars because she wiped the floor with her competition and looked amazing while doing it. 

posted 1 hour ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 17 notes

"His arms are just-" Nikolas breaks off to moan. "And his skin- ugh.”

"You’re just- those are just sounds. You’re telling me nothing here, Nik.”

"Are they sex sounds? Because that should tell you what I want to do with him." He sighs and it sounds dreamy. "His waist to shoulder ratio makes me want to take up math."

He knows Mika is judging him, he doesn’t care.

Nik wants to burn every shirt Kurt Hummel owns.

"So why haven’t you made a move?" Mika asks, nudging him with her shoulder. "Since you’re so taken."

He’s taken.” Nik mutters mournfully. “The tiny angry guy I was telling you about? Someone missed a ring on the trip to Mordor.”

"The guy covered in Cheetos dust? Him?”

"I’m working on a theory that there’s mind-control involved. Possibly a devious deal with the devil." He says, wryly. "But if you could see the way Kurt handles a sword- he’s probably a part-time crime fighter."

"I’m stewing on a ‘sword-handling’ dick joke here, just so you know."

"I would be disappointed if you weren’t."

————

I don’t even care if we never nikolas nguyen ever again.

he is the extra of my heart.

posted 2 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 37 notes
xnikolas nguyen xkurt/nikolas xotp: combat class connections xficsamfic
wait what

my anons are always either sweet, angry or extremely confused

posted 4 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014
xpimfinity
Anonymous said:
You're amazing. :)

THIS IS SO SWEET, THANK YOU

answered 4 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 4 notes
xAnonymous
Were they looking for a Klainer and found you on accident?

i think they were looking for a straight person to be angry at

it’s super weird because there’s no fandoms attached to any of the messages

posted 4 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014
xwaitformethistime
??? strange

i literally have like 4 more messages in my ask box- one calling me a dirty hetero whore

this is odder than that time i had to explain fisting to someone

posted 4 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 2 notes
xpimfinity

eira-cannaid:

Klaine: 5x14//5x16

Gaslighting: A form of intimidation or psychological abuse, sometimes called Ambient Abuse where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity.

And this isn’t the first time Blaine has done this…

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xlol klaine xhello yes
Anonymous said:
I'm getting sick of all you straight women fetishizing us gays. WE'RE NOT YOUR PETS!

hello yes, i am not straight

please add my name to the ‘bi as fuck’ roster

thank you for your support

answered 4 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 6 notes
xi think you have the wrong person nonny xAnonymous

anon, i believe you may have accidentally sent those messages to the wrong person

or you have very poor reading comprehension

because what even

posted 4 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 3 notes

deliriumbubbles:

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

deliriumbubbles:

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

deliriumbubbles:

mutilatedman2:

DAYUM, SON!

Kurt, dump Blaine’s pathetic ass already! Da boy is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

Can we give this fella a name? He’s apparently done stunts on Teen Wolf and Divergent.

He looks like a Daniel or a Nikolas to me? 

That Teen Wolf credit is making me want to call him Danny. 

Kunny

Kurkolas

I like Danny, too, except that then Kurt will end up calling the wrong Danny/Dani sometimes.

Currently headcanoning that after class, Danny hung out with Kurt to make sure he was okay.

If we spell it Nickolas, it can be Kick for short? (Kurt/Nick)

Appropriate given their shared class. 

I like Nikolas better, but we can still call it Kick. :P

oooh, #nikolas nguyen

i like that

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xnikolas nguyen

deliriumbubbles:

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

deliriumbubbles:

mutilatedman2:

DAYUM, SON!

Kurt, dump Blaine’s pathetic ass already! Da boy is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

Can we give this fella a name? He’s apparently done stunts on Teen Wolf and Divergent.

He looks like a Daniel or a Nikolas to me? 

That Teen Wolf credit is making me want to call him Danny. 

Kunny

Kurkolas

I like Danny, too, except that then Kurt will end up calling the wrong Danny/Dani sometimes.

Currently headcanoning that after class, Danny hung out with Kurt to make sure he was okay.

If we spell it Nickolas, it can be Kick for short? (Kurt/Nick)

Appropriate given their shared class. 

reblogged 19 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 168 notes via/source